“- Sheriff Mike Collins: You took the money. Didn't you son?
- Tom: Yeah, I hid it in the cemetery.
- Wayne Bryce: Why you do that?
- Tom: I don't like to carry around that much cash, ya know?”
Randy Quaid - Sheriff Mike Collins
Christian Slater - Tom
Mark Rolston - Wayne Bryce

“- Oafish Guard: All right, gypsy, where'd you get that money?
- Esmeralda: For your information, I earned it.
- Oafish Guard: Gypsies don't earn money.
- Brutish Guard: They steal it.”
Bill Fagerbakke - Oafish Guard
Demi Moore - Esmeralda
Corey Burton - Brutish Guard

“- Janiece: You told me you were a banker...
- Miles Logan: A bank robber!”
Tamala Jones - Janiece
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“- Mugger: Give me all your money and your wallets.
- Larry Wilson: Aw, get your ass outta here, it's too hot!”
Timothy Perez - Mugger
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Frances Stevens: I had the funny feeling that all they wanted was to get their hands on my money.
- John Robie: Oh, I'm impressed. Well, on second thought, back home in Oregon, we'd have called you a rich, headstrong girl. That would have made it all right.”
Grace Patricia Kelly - Frances Stevens
Cary Grant - John Robie