“- Trixie Young: I think your dad likes my mom. Usually when a guy does that, I hit him with a car and I knock him down the stairs, I've gotta look out for her. But your dad, he doesn't bug me so much.
- Junior Healy: And you know something? Your mom doesn't bug me so much.”
Ivyann Schwan - Trixie Young
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“- Jenny Lerner: When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet.
- Jason Lerner: When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head.”
Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner
Maximilian Schell - Jason Lerner

“- Nelson Hibbert: What kind of a man has a favorite daughter?
- Mr. Nagel: Now, moving along...
- Nelson Hibbert: And if you do have a favorite then you should label them! Favorite and not favorite!”
Dave Foley - Nelson Hibbert
Kenneth Welsh - Mr. Nagel

“You know... you're almost the only evidence that I exist.”

Sir Sean Connery - John Patrick Mason

“- Bernie White: Do you hate me? If you hate me, there's no point.
- Deanne White: I don't know you enough to hate you.”

Robert Duvall - Bernie White
Jill Hennessy - Deanne White