“There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then?”
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“- Bob Steckler: I don't know about this, George. We don't know the first thing about what goes on in a television station.
- George Newman: Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.”
David Bowe - Bob Steckler
Weird Al - George Newman

“- Sheraton: What time is it?
- Andy: What difference does it make?
- Sheraton: Well, if I knew what time it was, I'd know what's on TV. I'm not even sure what day it is.”
Martin Zentz - Sheraton
Terry Wells - Andy

“- Marcy Tizard: What do you think, tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more profound and valid way to spend your time?
- Sean Kelly: Yes, I do think that tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more profound and valid use of my time, yes I do, that's why I do it.”
Janeane Garofalo - Marcy Tizard
David O'Hara - Sean Kelly

“I have no intention of taking a job. My work is going far too well - I can't afford to waste time earning money.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arthur Rimbaud