“- Kevin Lomax: What about love?
- John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.”
Keanu Reeves - Kevin Lomax
Al Pacino - John Milton

“I am your friend. I have chocolate.”
Craig Wasson - Cpl. Stephen Courcey

“- Ralph: I was just wondering if you could bring me something. Anything.
- Gordon: Anything, Your Majesty?
- Ralph: I've never had anybody bring me something before. I just wanna try it out.
- Gordon: Certainly. Perhaps an assortment of fine chocolates?
- Ralph: Got any Milk Duds?”
John Goodman - Ralph
Leslie Phillips - Gordon

“- Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop? [licks her son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
- Kate: What if that had been poop?”
Maura Tierney - Caroline
Tina Fey - Kate

“- Lenny Feder: Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
- Donna Lamonsoff: I want to get wasted every day of my life.
- Becky Feder: I want to get chocolate wasted.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Ada-Nicole Sanger - Donna Lamonsoff
Alexys Nycole Sanchez - Becky Feder