“- Bernie Focker: Roz, I'm not going through manopause. I'm just trying to find my 'true north'.
- Roz Focker: True north? What are you... a compass or something?
- Bernie Focker: No, but let's face it, I'm a stay-at-home dad whose kid hasn't lived at home in 25 years.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Barbra Streisand - Roz Focker

“Molly Bloom-You know how many girls at the Olympics have demanding fathers?
Charlie Jaffey-All of them?
Molly Bloom-Exactly.”
Jessica Chastain - Molly Bloom
Idris Elba - Charlie Jaffey

“Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“- Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.
- Forrest Gump: Like me.
- Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.
- Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
- Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.”
Robin Wright - Jenny Curran
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“I will always protect you because you are my son. And a son always protects his father.”
Idris Elba - Commandant