“Caroline, refresh my memory, will you please? What exactly have you done in the past five years? Wait a minute: I know. You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch. You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. You've done liposuction.”

Tim Allen - Brad Sexton

“Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny? And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new. You remember why you loved it in the first place.”
Billy Crudup - Will Bloom

“- Alice: I'm not sure I want to remember what went on down here.
- One: I don't blame you.”
Milla Jovovich - Alice
Colin Salmon - One

“- John: I can see how you might forget. We were just something for you and your friends to play with.
- Tommy: It's not that easy for us to forget... you gave us so much more to remember.”
Ron Eldard - John
Billy Crudup - Tommy

“- Cowboy #1: What's your name?
- Pee-wee Herman: I can't remember.
- Cowboy #2: Where are you from?
- Pee-wee Herman: I can't remember.
- Cowboy #1: Can you remember anything?
- Pee-wee Herman: I remember... the Alamo.
[Texans cheer]”

John O'Neill - Cowboy #1
Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman
Alex Sharp - Cowboy #2