“Virgins. I love them. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothing. Just pure pleasure.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Susan Charles: When he fails... he's intolerable.
- Childress: How is he performing in bed?
- Susan Charles: Robin wants to please me. That's the main thing, isn't it? He needs a rest. No more tests for at least a month.
- Childress: Sorry.”
Fiona Lewis - Susan Charles
John Cassavetes - Childress

“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.”
Alec Baldwin - Old Man Dunphy

“- Jennifer: Are you okay?
- Betty Parker: Um, yes. It's, uh, just that your father would never do anything like that.
- Jennifer: Well, you know, Mom, there are other ways to enjoy yourself... without Dad.”

Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer
Joan Allen - Betty Parker

“- Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
- Swell: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.”
Joanna Cassidy - Rose Lindsey
Christina Applegate - Swell