“Pretty soon the kids won't have to worry about eating their Brussel sprouts because the Brussel sprouts will be eating them.”
Jim Varney - Ernest

“Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!”
Ernest Borgnine - Ted Denslow

“I have the money to give you right now, in this moment. I will give you all that I have. Maybe before you were gonna kill me. Maybe. I don't know. I know John, and I love him like he was my own child.”

Philip Baker Hall - Sydney

“I don't know which frightens me more, that the children are lying or that they are telling the truth.”
Phoebe Nicholls - Polly Wright

“The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun really began.”
Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger