“- Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?”
Jacqueline Brookes - Commissioner Brumford
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Marisa Ventura: Marisa Ventura. Housekeeping.
- Christopher Marshall: Chris Marshall. Candidate for Senate. I'd appreciate your vote.
- Marisa Ventura: We'll see.”
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“Why vote for Congressmen or Senators? Why don't we just pick those guys the same way we pick a jury? At least we'll get a much more interesting cross-section.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“My publicist told me not to talk about politics but, yes, I think we have a president who stole the election.”
Liev Schreiber

“I made no campaign promises, because until a few weeks ago, I had no hope of being elected. Now however, I am something more than a hope.”

Orson Welles - Kane