“- Otis B. Driftwood: It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
- Fiorello: You can't fool me! There ain't no Santay Claus!”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood
Chico Marx - Fiorello

“- Mary Poppins: Our first game is called Well Begun is Half-Done.
- Michael: I don't like the sound of that.
- Mary Poppins: Otherwise titled Let's Tidy up the Nursery.
- Michael: [to Jane] I told you she was tricky.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“Indeed, Mrs. Brill, I wouldn't stay in this house another minute for all the jewels in Christendom!”
Elsa Lanchester - Katie Nanna

“- Jake Berman: I use these for acid indigestion.
- Teammate: What are we going to use them for?
- Jake: Intimidation.”

Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Rudy: Excuse me I was wondering if you can help me, see I was trying to figure out what I had for lunch today..
- Other team player: And how can we do that?
- Rudy: By taking a wiff of this! [farts]”
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck