“Such a pretty world. I can't wait until it's all mine.”

Faye Dunaway - Selena

“Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.”
Tommy Madden - Giggywig

They were a group of intergalactic refugees. Wanted to the use the earth as an apolitical zone for creatures without a planet. Did you ever seen the movie "Casablanca"? Same thing, except no Nazis. We agreed, and we concealed all the evidence of their landing.

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“They've been planning this for a million years. They defeated the greatest power in the world in a couple days. Walked right over us. And these were only the first. They'll keep coming. This is not a war. This is an extermination.”
Tim Robbins - Harlan Ogilvy

“Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing - what's up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to...”

David Cross - Newton