“- Just Judy: I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- John: You know the type. He's married to his job.”

Joanna Page - Just Judy
Martin Freeman - John

“I'm a thirty-year-old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Earl Bassett: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
- Valentine McKee: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.”
Fred Ward - Earl Bassett
Kevin Bacon - Valentine McKee

“The only difference between a derelict and a man is a job.”
William Powell - Godfrey

“What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls?”

Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon