“Look through the beds of every, single female patient!”

Meg Ryan - Eve Mozell Marks

“He used to bring beautiful women here. Eat fine meals, drink fine wine, listen to music... but it always ended with screaming.”

Jeffrey Combs - Crawford Tillinghast

“I don't smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn't even dream of lusting after a woman... between the three of us, we're practically Jesus.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“- Imogen: Post-collegiate life, half full or half empty?
- Al Connelly: Half empty.
- Imogen: I'd have to go with half empty too. Your greatest accomplishment since I last saw you?
- Al Connelly: Making friends with a spider.
- Imogen: Vices?
- Al Connelly: Shampoo.”
Julia Stiles - Imogen
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Al Connelly

“It is kind of you to indulge your elders in their vices. Just as I indulge the young in theirs.”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale