“Never try to fool children. They expect nothing and therefore see everything.”
Harvey Keitel - Harry Houdini

“1. He's scared. 2. He's a kid. They always lie. Adults are the enemy, remember?”

Tommy Lee Jones - Roy Foltrigg

“- Anthony Montelli: What do you kids think this is... a playground?
- Jan Montelli: We didn't do it! We didn't do it!
- Anthony Montelli: Don't lie to me!
- Father Adamsky: Please, don't hit the child.
- Anthony Montelli: Mister, this is none of your business! You hear that? I raise my children the way I see fit!”

Burt Young - Anthony Montelli
Erika Katz - Jan Montelli
James Olson - Father Adamsky

“You know, I'm starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is to mix some Pop Rocks and Coke. Protect them from the real evil. You want them going to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. More I think about it...more I wish dad would've lied to us.”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester

“You can do it, you can do it all night long.”
Rob Schneider - Townie