“I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“You're marrying a woman you've never had sex with? Are you insane? Didn't you see 'The Crying Game'? You think she's got the goods under her skirt, you lift it up, it's Oscar Mayer time!”
Greg Kinnear - Perry Gordon

“Susan, when I married you the first time I only did it to get in your pants. Now I'm doing it because I want to spend the rest of my life getting into your pants.”
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson

“If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful girl.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Russell Bell

“- Gail Hartman: Are you makin' a pass at me?
- Tom Hartman: I don't know, is that what it's called this far outside of Boston?
- Gail Hartman: This far inside of marriage, you mean.
- Tom Hartman: I think we're sufficiently alienated for this to qualify as a pass.”
Meryl Streep - Gail Hartman
David Strathairn - Tom Hartman