- Merrill Hess: For the kids' protection. They were watching the TV from 5am on. I didn't want them getting obsessed, like you said. They should be outside, playing "Furry Furry Rabbit" or tea party or something.
- Rev. Graham Hess: What's "Furry Furry rabbit"?
- Merrill Hess: It's a game, isn't it?
Joaquin Phoenix - Merrill Hess
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess

“Good job, killer, make the ball fear you.”

Zac Efron - Troy Bolton

“- Margaret Wade: You guys are the boring ones. There's lots to do.
- Dennis Mitchell: Oh, really? Like what?
- Margaret Wade: We could practice singing songs. Or put on a play, or a puppet show.
- Joey: We could bury you alive.
- Margaret Wade: I could pound your face.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell
Kellen Hathaway - Joey

- Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let's play a game. It's called "see who can be quiet the longest".
- Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game!
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen
Jordan Nagai - Russell

“When I was at summer camp, I bunked with a kid who collected farts.”
Steve Guttenberg - Michael