I've got an idea for one of your commercials. You see... a carpenter, making a beautiful chair. And then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen, "USR: Shittin' on the Little Guy". That would be the fade-out.

Will Smith - Del Spooner

“- Ted: Linda, what do you really know about this guy?
- Linda Litzke: I told you, he's in the Treasury Department.
- Ted: But eh, no, I mean, you know... he could be one of these guys that cruises the Internet.
- Linda Litzke: Yeah, so am I...”
Richard Jenkins - Ted
Frances McDormand - Linda Litzke

“Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts!”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“It was another age, another place. Here time had long emptied the world and in its wake came the cyborgs: mystical, powerful, invincible. And we humans became victims of their hunger.”
Kathy Long - Nea

“- Bram Wlaker: Do me a favor.
- Terry Munroe: Anything.
- Bram Wlaker: Turn off that damn machine.”

Chris Mulkey - Bram Wlaker
Karen Allen - Terry Munroe