“- Principal Elder: Bruce, we do things differently here. One of the things we do not do is teach our secrets to white, blacks. They are the enemy.
- Bruce Lee: They are not the enemy. They just don't know us. We've been so closed for so long, they've never seen the real beauty of our culture. Lets show it to them.”

Aki Aleong - Principal Elder
Jason Scott Lee - Bruce Lee

“You know why I like to teach children, Jack? So I don't get so wrapped up in being an adult. So I can remember there are other things that are important in life, like riding a bike, playing in a treehouse, splashing in water with your good shoes on.”
Bill Cosby - Lawrence Woodruff

“I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.”

Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“- Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he doesn't even know how to read!”
Ben Daniels - Leopold the Tutor
Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador

“All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.”
Chuck Mitchell - Porky Wallace