“- Baroness Laginsky: I knew your father when he was young.
- George Sand: Really?
- Baroness Laginsky: Yes. We girls were enraged when we heard he'd married that dancer, or whatever she was.
- George Sand: You mean my mother?”
Elizabeth Spriggs - Baroness Laginsky
Judy Davis - George Sand

“- Charlotte: 25 years. It's impressive.
- Bob Harris: You sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Ed Bloom - Young: Your last name is different. You married.
- Jenny - Young: I was 18, he was 28. Turns out it was a big difference.”
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young
Helena Bonham Carter - Jenny - Young

“- Gus Portokalos: You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!
- Toula Portokalos [narrating]: He's been telling me this ever since I was 15.”
Michael Constantine - Gus Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“- Ashima: You know, by the time I was your age, I had already celebrated my 10th wedding anniversary.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: This is America, Ma. People have twins when they're 60.”
Tabu - Ashima
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol