“- Annie Banks: He's an independentcommunications consultant.
- George Banks: Independent?
- Annie Banks: Yes.
- George Banks: That's code for unemployed!”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks

“- Francis: What? Are you gonna fire me?
- Steve Jobs: No! I already fired you!... Why are you still here?”
Evan Helmuth - Francis
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“That's the problem with your generation. You guys sat around with your vintage T-shirts and your participation medal, and you never did anything.”

Ben Affleck - Ivan Block

“- U.S. Marshal Joe Belle: Do you know who I am?
- Tom Horn: No.
- U.S. Marshal Joe Belle: What you were in the Southwest, I was in the Northwest.
- Tom Horn: I was mostly out of work.”
Billy Green Bush - U.S. Marshal Joe Belle
Steve McQueen - Tom Horn

“- Director: Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again!
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?”
Herbert Ellis - Director
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi