“What I do find pathetic is people who, as soon as they hear that the world is ending, they rush out and try to hook up with someone like it was closing time at 'Studio 54'.”
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“- Christina: I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special.
- Courtney: Well, maybe you want someone special for once, maybe you were thinking that you were tired of the game.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Jack Clayton: Oh I'm crazy about you.
- Tira: I did my best to make you that way.”
Cary Grant - Jack Clayton
Mae West - Tira

“- Phil Davis: We seem to be getting a little mixed up.
- Judy Haynes: Maybe it's the music.
- Phil Davis: Maybe it isn't only the music.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Vera-Ellen - Judy Haynes

“- Jonathan Trager: I just meant I had a really nice time. You know, maybe you should give me your phone number. Just in case.
- Sara Thomas: In case of what?
- Jonathan Trager: In case of life.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas