“I can't relate to 99% of humanity.”
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Alfred Kralik: You treated me like a dog.
- Klara Novak: Yes, but instead of licking my hand, you barked.”
James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“- Andy Fiddler: I haven't met anyone that I didn't become friends with... eventually.
- Derrick Vann: Really? Because I haven't met anyone who's ass I didn't kick... eventually.”
Eugene Levy - Andy Fiddler
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann

“That's one way to deal with people...”

Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“- Nick: Your constant interrupting of me...
- Deborah: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah