“- Ms. Guillermo: You must love him very much.
- Hank Grotowski: No, I don't. But he's my father. So, there it is.”
Carol Sutton - Ms. Guillermo
Billy Bob Thornton - Hank Grotowski

“What I do is I just try to take my hat and I turn it around, and it's like a switch that goes on. And when the switch goes on, I feel like another person, I feel, I don't know, I feel like a... like a truck. Like a machine.”
Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk

“It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare!”

Tim Meadows - Sam

“Don't try to change now, Clint, or you'll find that even feeling a little will hurt a lot.”
Jan Sterling - Nelly Bain

“- Stokely: What are we going to do with the police not being an option?
- Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
- Casey: If he's really your dad anymore.”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor