“Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!”

Mel Brooks - President Skroob

“- Lt. Steven Hauk: The former V.P. is a good man and a decent man.
- Gen. Taylor: Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch, and I consider him a good, close personal friend.”
Bruno Kirby - Lt. Steven Hauk
Noble Willingham - Gen. Taylor

“- President Russell P. Kramer: The people will believe us!
- President Matt Douglas: Why?
- President Russell P. Kramer: Because we're presidents... Okay they won't believe us... what the hell are we supposed to do now?”
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer
James Garner - President Matt Douglas

“- Kristoff: I don't trust your judgement!
- Anna: Excuse me?
- Kristoff: Who marries a man they just met?
- Anna: It's true love!”
Jonathan Groff - Kristoff
Kristen Bell - Anna

“- Kane: He's still a well-meaning fathead who's letting a pack of high-pressure crooks run his administration. This whole oil scandal...
- Emily Monroe Norton Kane: He happens to be the President, Charles, not you.
- Kane: That's a mistake that will be corrected one of these days.”
Orson Welles - Kane
Ruth Warrick - Emily Monroe Norton Kane