“If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West

“Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them. They love it.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Allegra Pazzi: Dr. Fell, do you believe a man could become so obsessed with a woman, from a single encounter?
- Hannibal Lecter: Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for her and find nourishment in the very sight of her? I think so. But would she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him?”
Francesca Neri - Allegra Pazzi
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter

“You two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.”

Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“Tell me, dear. You're a woman. You're the sweet, unspoiled child I knew you were. But don't you ever, in the midst of the grueling pace of your career, doesn't there ever come a longing for... the right of all womanhood?”

Grace Hayle - Mrs. Titcomb