“These two guys are a two-man disaster area. They just bought a boat and destroyed it in less than an hour. Look, these idiots won't get very far. Now they've got my map. It might take me another day to find them. But I will find them. Don't worry. And when I'm finished with them, I'll know where the money is.”

Nick Brimble - Dekker Massey

“- James Bond: My department knows I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate.
- Max Zorin: If you're the best they've got, they're more likely to try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Christopher Walken - Max Zorin

“- Young Spock: I presume you've prepared new insults for today.
- Vulcan Bully: Affirmative.
- Young Spock: This is your thirty-fifth attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.”
Jacob Kogan - Young Spock
Colby Paul - Vulcan Bully

“- Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
- Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
- Cindy: Always.”
Kristen Miller - Cindy
Jessica Driscoll - Diana, Principal's Secretary

“- Larry Johnson: Y'know, maybe there is nothin' wrong with us, maybe it's just in our heads.
- Muggsy Bogues: Yeah, we're all right. It's just some psychosomatic deal, or something to do with the alignment of the Moon or another planet.”

Larry Johnson - Himself
Tyrone Bogues - Muggsy Bogues