“Sorry, miss. Lieutenant Hank Marlow of the 45th. Put the old flight suit on for you. You are more beautiful than a hot dog and a beer at Wrigley Field on opening day... But you're real. Right?”

John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“Man, that chick has got body karate.”
Phillip Glasser - Max

“Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Brian: Is this our waterfall?
- Jordan: No.
- Brian: It's terrific.
- Jordan: Yeah, it's all right. The name's Mooney, not Monet.”

Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Elisabeth Shue - Jordan Mooney

“- Lando Calrissian: You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds.
- Princess Leia: Thank you.”
Billy Dee Williams - Lando Calrissian
Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia