“- Jay Murphy: You're an idiot.
- Max Abbitt: Yet you're the one in therapy.
- Jay Murphy: You're the one who should be.
- Max Abbitt: Maybe you can get me in! I've always wanted to pay a hundred bucks an hour to talk myself out of being happy.”
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt

“- William Parrish: Do you know about money?
- Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“Money can't buy happiness! Only power can do that!”
Andy Kaufman - Armageddon T. Thunderbird

“We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar. Hey, hey, hey, hey.”
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“They say money can't buy happiness, darlings! But it does allow you to give it away!”
Rami Malek - Freddie Mercury