“- Mom Tobias: Our little scooter would never do something like that!
- Dad Tobias: Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!”
Connie Ray - Mom Tobias
Fred Willard - Dad Tobias

“- Tum Tum: What's my name gonna be? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
- Colt: How about Super Dork?”
Chad Power - Tum Tum
Max Elliott Slade - Colt

What a super man... "Superman"!
Margot Kidder - Lois Lane

“- Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
- Melanie Ralston: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston

“- Det. Sgt. Lestrade: I despise your arrogance.
- Sherlock Holmes: And I despise your laziness.”
Roger Ashton-Griffiths - Det. Sgt. Lestrade
Nicholas Rowe - Sherlock Holmes