“- Mom Tobias: Our little scooter would never do something like that!
- Dad Tobias: Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!”
Connie Ray - Mom Tobias
Fred Willard - Dad Tobias

What a super man... "Superman"!
Margot Kidder - Lois Lane

“- Tum Tum: What's my name gonna be? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
- Colt: How about Super Dork?”
Chad Power - Tum Tum
Max Elliott Slade - Colt

“Well, I'm glad I ain't scared to be lazy.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“- Pig Pen: So, are you like a crippled guy?
- Barry: No, I'm just a really lazy guy!”
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen
Todd Richards - Barry