“The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.”
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.”
Anna Faris

“I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle.”
John Simm - Jip

“- Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
- Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
- Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?
- Dalton: Is she?”
Gary Hudson - Steve
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton