“Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey!
- Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- Colin Clark: Let me protect you from all this.
- Marilyn Monroe: What are you gonna do? Marry me?
- Colin Clark: Why not? You could quit this. Forget Marilyn Monroe. Forget Hollywood. Let it all go.”
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark
Michelle Williams - Marilyn Monroe

“I didn't marry you 'cause you were going to be famous. I liked the way your ass looked in jeans.”

Kathryn Erbe - Maggie

“I wouldn't know J. Edgar Hoover if he walked in here wearing a dress.”
Mario Roccuzzo - Jerry the Bartender