“- Louise: You really could have been something, mother.
- Mama Rose: If I could have been, I would have been. And that's show business.”
Cynthia Gibb - Louise
Bette Midler - Mama Rose

“- Kidnapper: We want you to stop killing half a million people a year in the US. We don't want any money.
- Nick Naylor: Then what do you want? I'm all ears here.
- Kidnapper: What does any man want? The love of a woman? Crisp bacon? An average life span over eighty years?”
Jeff Witzke - Kidnapper
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind... And womankind. And animalkind.”
Danielle Panabaker - Layla

“The simple truth is, not all of us become the men we once hoped we might be. But we are all God's creatures.”
Russell Crowe - Capt. Jack Aubrey

“I want what any princess wants; to live happily ever after with the ogre I married.”
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona