“You're too late. Yeah, a couple weeks ago at school I already asked Bec to marry me.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Guild: Ever heard of the Sullivan Act?
- Nora Charles: Oh, that's all right, we're married.”

Nat Pendleton - Guild
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married.”

Sandra Bullock - Angela

“- Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
- Malcolm: Yeah but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- Nicholas Angel: Did you find anything?
- DS Andy Wainwright: Yeah, I looked at my watch, and I found out that it's way past time to stop working and that I should be at the pub.”
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel
Paddy Considine - DS Andy Wainwright