“- Jake Hayes: Is this fish?
- Nicole: Yeah, of course. You love fish.
- Jake Hayes: That's right. I love fish, but that's before I became a vegetarian. Oh, waiter, waiter! I can't eat this. Can you get me something else? How about a steak, medium well, please.”
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes
Garcelle Beauvais - Nicole

“- Natalie Scheffer: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I mean, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. And the guy in the play was half naked!
- Joe Scheffer: What? Which half?”
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer

“- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: Raw beets and carrots.
- Pere Mathieu - Cafe Owner: Madame, this is a restaurant, not a meadow.”
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka
Charles Judels - Pere Mathieu - Cafe Owner

“- Melody Valentine: I want a Big Mac!
- Valerie Brown: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian.
- Melody Valentine: I know, but suddenly I want one!”

Tara Reid - Melody Valentine
Rosario Dawson - Valerie Brown

“- Nancy Henderson: The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard.
- George Henderson: Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
- Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Are you vegetarians?
- George Henderson: Sometimes. It depends on the guest.”

Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson
John Lithgow - George Henderson
Don Ameche - Dr. Wallace Wrightwood