You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called "Fuck You". It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“- Sir Mason Harwood: A lawyer friend of mine acts for an estate in Scotland, on the Isle of Skye. His client, an absentee landlord, has recently died, and this lawyer has asked me to dispose of the wine cellar. Legal documents and other data are all in here.
- Margaret Harwood: Oh, thank you, Father! I swear, I won't disappoint you!”
Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood

“- Pu Yi - 15 Years: Where are your ancestors buried?
- Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston: In Scotland, your majesty.
- Pu Yi - 15 Years: But then, where's your skirt? In your country, men wear short skirts, do they not?
- Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston: No, your majesty, Scotmen do not wear skirts. They wear kilts.”
Tao Wu - Pu Yi - 15 Years
Peter O'Toole - Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston

“I like Matthew. He's a good soul... for a Scotsman.”
Leslie Phillips - Vicar

“At the dawn of the 1700's, famine, disease and the greed of great Noblemen were changing Scotland forever. With many emigrating to the Americas, the centuries-old Clan system was slowly being extinguished. This story symbolises the attempt of the individual to withstand these processes and, even in defeat, retain respect and honour.”