“Prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.”
French Stewart - Marv Merchants

“- Jack: There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: in prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
- Mike: Guys in space?
- Jack: Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.”

Shawn Hatosy - Jack
Zak Orth - Mike

“So you're the new chicken licker.”

Robert Deacon - Prisoner

“- Damon: Ya know maybe we can get to know each other..
- Money Mike: Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!”

Terry Crews - Damon
Katt Williams - Money Mike

"Me in Camp F"? What's this, a gay prison story?

Vic Reeves - Bendle