“He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.”

Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“Hey, what's wrong with you? Every time someone threatens your pride or hurts your little fat feelings, you puff up like an emotional porcupine.”

Diane Keaton - Emily Walters

“- Jamie Bashant: Does anyone know why he's so angry?
- John: Well he was probably beaten as a child.
- Hurly: Oh well, I hope.”

Brendan Fraser - Jamie Bashant
Daniel Stern - John Whitman
Neal McDonough - Hurly

“Why is it every time we're mad at one of them, we end up hurting one of us?”

Julie Carmen - Nancy Mondragon

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.