“Things rarely go according to one's youthful, heroic master plans.”
David O'Hara - Sean Kelly

“Nothin' happened the way it was supposed to happen.”
Will Smith - Neville

“- Kyle: Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.
- Tom: Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'.
- Kyle: Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog!
[laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression]
- Kyle: Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.”
David Moscow - Kyle
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“She had hoped to marry off one of her beautiful, stupid daughters to the prince. But his head was turned by a girl with glass slippers. And so, I lived unhappily ever after. My story would appear to be ended.”

Cate Blanchett - Stepmother