- Valentin Arregui: You only know the reality that was stuck up your ass!
- Luis Molina: Why should I think about reality in this stink hole? That's like "Why should I get more depressed that I already am?".
- Valentin Arregui: You're worse than I thought! Do you use these movies to jerk yourself off?

Raul Julia - Valentin Arregui
William Hurt - Luis Molina

“- Max Belfort: This is obscene!
- Jordan Belfort: It was obscene, in the real world. But who the fuck wanted to live there?”
Rob Reiner - Max Belfort
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“You need to stop living in a fucking fantasy world.”
Elden Henson - Bart Bowland

“Man wants chaos. In fact, he's got to have it. Depression, strife, riots, murder. All this dread. We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state created out of death and destruction. It's in all of us.”
J.C. Shakespeare - Burning Man

“- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
- Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!”
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy