“Damn girl... I didn't know Nike made dresses.”
Gabrielle Union - Shawnee

“You kind of look like a combo Liberace meets Prince's mom. But it's groovy!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Leo Wiggins

“Get those corsets laced properly! I can hear you speak without gasping.”

Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“- Ed Tuttle: Ever wonder why people wear clothes?
- Rubin Farr: Nope.
- Ed Tuttle: But... well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true!”
Howard Hesseman - Ed Tuttle
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“- Jason Kelly: [shows up in a yellow sweater and plaid slacks] Well, how do I look?
- Dick Kelly: Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention.”
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly