“- Cleopatra: If I implored you to marry me, you wouldn't?
- Julius Caesar: I'd have to ask my wife in Rome.
- Cleopatra: Oh, as if you care about that. Divorce her. Together we could conquer the world!”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra
Warren William - Julius Caesar

“- Dave: They're splitting up? Marty and Leslie?
- Donny: After eleven years!
- Vic Damico: Just goes to show you, you're never safe. Eleven years, busting his ass, bringing home the paycheck for what? He must have done something really terrible, like leave the cap off the toothpaste.
- Donny: Actually, he was sleeping with his secretary.”
Matthew Modine - Dave
Paul Reiser - Donny
Randy Quaid - Vic Damico

“You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models. He's Dusty Dinkleman, he's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman.”
Fred Ewanuick - Clark

“He's like you, dad! Except he's brilliant.”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“What one man can do, another can do.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Charles Morse