“I needn't mention how essential dreaming is to the character of the rock star.”
Toni Collette - Mandy Slade

“- The Great Gonzo: You'll think it's stupid.
- Fozzie Bear: No we won't, tell us, tell us!
- The Great Gonzo: I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
- Fozzie Bear: You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.”

Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Spats Baxter: Say, do you think you could write a Broadway score?
- Dick Cummings: Oh, it's been my lifelong dream, for years!”

George C. Scott - Spats Baxter
Barry Bostwick - Dick Cummings

“- Philip Henslowe: I need actors! Those of you who are unknown will have a chance to be known!
- Tavern Patron: What about the money, Mr. Henslowe?
- Philip Henslowe: It won't cost you a penny! Ha ha ha ha!”
Geoffrey Rush - Philip Henslowe

“- Bonnie: You look like Nick Lang
- Nick Lang: Really? Do you like Nick Lang?
- Bonnie: I used to when I was little. Now I like Mel Gibson.”
Christina Ricci - Bonnie
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang