“I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things - those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?”

John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.”
Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley

“- Delilah: I've never really felt this way before.
- Chance: Me neither. I wanted to say the same thing to you all day, but then I thought you'd laugh at me and then you'd think I'm a dork.”
Carla Gugino - Delilah
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where do they build their home?”
Erica Yohn - Grandma Eva

“- Ryan Harrison: Damn you! Damn you for making me fall in love with you! I can't let you get mixed up in this.
- Cass Lake: I want to get mixed up in it.
- Ryan Harrison: I can't do it to you.
- Cass Lake: I want you to do it to me.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison
Melinda McGraw - Cass Lake