“- Gene Okerlund: Steroids aren't used in wrestling anymore, are they Jesse?
- Jesse Ventura: Or any less.”
Gene Okerlund - Gene Okerlund
Jesse Ventura - Jesse Ventura

“When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse

“I have never tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.”

Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“I'm the most tested athlete on the face of the planet.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“- Newt Dobbs: Gus, are you sure the Captain is my father?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Yep, he is.
- Newt Dobbs: He ain't never mentioned it.
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well, Woodrow ain't much of a mentioner.”
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae