- Prosecutor: Didn't you say that you... wished your husband was dead?
- Maggie Skolnick: Yes.
- Prosecutor: And when you found the body...
- Maggie Skolnick: Well, I was like..."What strange god did this?".
Valerie Wildman - Prosecutor
Ellen Barkin - Maggie Skolnick

“I want to come to the States. I want to live the American Dream for a while. And get a Pontiac. And I want the Levi's jeans, acid wash, super taper. Like John Stamos. I want a wife, Don. I'm lonelyhere. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.”
Jemaine Clement - Boaz

“I'd like a chance to shoot at an educated man once in my life.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“- Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
- Chris Brander: I'd prefer you didn't.”
Anna Faris - Samantha James
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Jacqueline: Hey, you're not getting serious on me, are you?
- Marcus: What are you talking about? Am I getting serious? What is that?
- Jacqueline: You know, do you want this to grow into a relationship where we're together all the time? God. Stuff like that. Are you?”
Robin Givens - Jacqueline
Eddie Murphy - Marcus