“Who moves in the middle of the night, a meth lab?”
Matthew Broderick - Steve Finch

“Cocaine is America's cup of coffee.”
Richard Masur - Prison Librarian

“- Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
- Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
- Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
- Dionne: Well, yeah.
- Cher: Yeah, this is America.”
Brittany Murphy - Tai
Stacey Dash - Dionne
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Brucey Madison: You thinking about moving out here, Pop?
- Oscar Madison: To where? Santa Yosinta-Malienta-Poliguenta? I'm not gonna learn another language just to find my way home at night.”
Jonathan Silverman - Brucey Madison
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Sallah: Indy, you have no time. If you still want the ark, it is being loaded onto a truck for Cairo.
- Indiana Jones: Truck? What truck?”
John Rhys-Davies - Sallah
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones