“Sometimes it seems like nothing ever works out. What's worse is sometimes things almost work out then fall apart. If this is the way life is how do people stand it?”
Jon Cryer - Charles Cummings

“- Pete Van Heuten: Take me with you, buddy. I can't do my life, man. I can't do it.
- Charlie Arglist: Just get some rest.
- Pete Van Heuten: I hate myself. I want a new life.
- Charlie Arglist: You don't want mine.”
Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist

“I've wept on every birthday I've ever had because life is huge and fleeting and I hate certain people and certain shoes and I feel that life is terribly unfair and sometimes beautiful and wonderful and extraordinary but also numbing and horrifying and insurmountable and I hate myself a lot of the time.”
Jennifer Westfeldt - Jessica Stein

“If life gives you lemons, do you make lemonade? Well, guess what... life hasn't given us lemons, it's giving us shit!”
Christine Lahti - Darly

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch