“Want to know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmanship. In other words... one has to rig the game.”
Johnny Depp - Sands

“- Madeleine Ashton: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!
- Helen Sharp: You may have always won, but you never played fair!
- Madeleine Ashton: Who cares how I played? I won!”
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton
Goldie Hawn - Helen Sharp

“Are you trying to be a salesman or a shyster? You buy from a shyster, you feel like you got took. You buy from a good salesman and you feel lucky.”
A.J. Johnson - Juanita

“An affair has more rules than a marriage.”
Cate Blanchett - Lena Brandt

“- E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
- Kyle: That makes no sense.
- E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, ok, I didn't make up the rules.”
Seann William Scott - E. L.
DJ Qualls - Kyle