“- Don Luis Quintero: My wife, senor.
- Diego: Your Excellency is a very fortunate man.
- Don Luis Quintero: I'm not so sure. She thinks pesos grow on mulberry trees.”

J. Edward Bromberg - Don Luis Quintero
Tyrone Power - Diego

“To wives and sweethearts. May they never meet.”

Russell Crowe - Capt. Jack Aubrey

“- Colonel Allen Faulkner: Is your wife at home?
- R.S.M. Sandy Young: Yes sir, she'll be delighted to see you.
- Colonel Allen Faulkner: I don't think so. I think we'd better talk out here!”
Richard Burton - Colonel Allen Faulkner
Jack Watson - R.S.M. Sandy Young

“I met a wonderful man downstairs. He seemed to like me. He said I reminded him of his wife who's dead. But I assume he meant when she was alive.”
Elaine May - May

“- Hildy Johnson: You are no longer my husband and no longer my boss. And you're not going to be my boss.
- Walter Burns: All right, take it. Work for somebody else. That's the gratitude I get.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns