“- Dr. Von Zimmer: Has there been some recentchange in living arrangements?
- Barbara Whiteman: We have a houseguest.
- Dr. Von Zimmer: Oh. How long are you staying?
- Dave Whiteman: He's staying as long as he likes. And if the doggy doesn't like it, then the doggy can find other living arrangements.”

Donald F. Muhich - Dr. Von Zimmer
Bette Midler - Barbara Whiteman

“It takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.”

John Wayne - Bob Seton

“- Phil: Something is... different.
- Rita: Good or bad?
- Phil: Anything different is good.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Andie MacDowell - Rita

- Detective Mike Lowrey: What happened to "bad boys for life"?
- Detective Marcus Burnett: It's time we be good men.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Who the fuck wants to sing that song?
Will Smith - Mike
Martin Lawrence - Marcus

“From now on I was gonna be good. And if anyone was looking for Francie the Bad Bastard, they wouldn't find him. Because he was busy gettig the Francie-Not-a-Bad-Bastard-Anymore diploma.”

Stephen Rea - Narrator